Okeefereport

This is replacement blog to provide a medium for the extended o'keefe family to keep each other informed of all their news, travels, adventures and whatever. Happy blogging.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Update: Mum/Nanna/Margaret O'Keefe

I visited Mum today at her new address. On Monday she moved to Phillip House, a Nursing Home... oops, an Aged Care Facility... at Waverley. It's a bright, airy, breezy place, a quite modern building on Bronte Rd, and the manager and staff seem most pleasant. She is in a four-bed room, but today for the first time in ages I saw her sitting up (well, down really) in a chair, wearing her own clothes. I can't say she looks great, but she certainly looks better. She has got rid of the feeding tube and the nurses tell me she is taking in nourishment - still a bag of bones, though. Dr Dassos came to see her yesterday and is changing her medication - it's good that he has agreed to continue visiting her.

You can visit more or less any time, and if you're not nearby you might like to send a card to brighten up her life and her room (or quarter thereof). She's at:
Phillip House, 321 Bronte Rd Waverley 2024 and the phone no is 9389 3216.

I've filled in a bundle of legal and financial forms and came home today with several more. As I'm off to Noosa tomorrow (playing for a post Mardi Gras dinner - I thought I was past all that), I'll see her again next Wednesday.

A huge thanks to Dorothy, Chris and Sue for completing the unenviable task of packing up her unit at Southern Cross. I now have a large box of papers and stuff and have so far come across John's Leaving Certificate, all my report cards from Lismore and a set of her dentures. Time for a drink.

Hugh

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Reflections on the D word + stuff

I sense that what’s coming will be a little untidy, not unlike my housework really. Yes I do a little housework, some bodies got to though it does no harm to take your time to learn that toilets are not self cleaning, at least it did me no harm. If it harmed others I was never made aware, or perhaps wasn’t listening. “He wasn’t listening” could fairly, in my opinion, be carved into a piece of rock, or burnt onto a disk as some form of epitaph when I’m gone, though you needn’t worry about tombs or plaques as I’m definitely donating what’s left to science to dispose of as they see fit, and we all know now how they see fit, never mind. Perhaps someone could pin a note to the cadaver saying “This is Robert 1945 - ????; He wasn’t listening” . Who knows science may benefit from such information.
Now in case this talk seems morbid to anyone out there please allow me to rationalize. Death is just the last part of life and like the other parts, birth, sex, work, cricket, etc. aught to be discussed, joked about and commented on, are you with me? We look forward with varying degrees excitement to birth, sex, cricket, etc. why not death? It is after all the culmination of life, that which we have been working towards for however long. Sometimes it comes soon and unexpectedly as with a pill at a party, sometimes it takes years, always it comes. It never matters to the dead only to the living. To the living there is loss but the living learn that everything involves loss; experience = loss of innocence, sex = loss of virginity, birth and work = loss of freedom, cricket = loss to England. Very few would choose to return to their pre loss state except for a few cricket tragics so why not embrace, talk and write columns about this final achievement, the dead wont mind.
Rereading now I like the sound of the word donating in “donating to science”, just as we donate our garbage and recyclables to the council collectors. Perhaps I can get a tax deduction as donators to charity do. Perhaps I can get it prehumously as it will be of little benefit posthumously. I also like the word cadaver which seems to remove the remains from any emotional response other than what we would attach to garbage, an attitude which appears to be the in accord with our funeral directors and scientist.
Now as I say this house keeping is a never ending job as you all know, even if I didn’t and this week the kitchen drains blocked up as they do when you have the kids to get off to school and that benefit dinner to prepare after work tonight for those poor starving…though I didn’t I could have couldn’t I? What do you mean “no way” Gabby. Luckily I work for Bunning’s Warehouse who have everything one needs at the best price and with staff discount to avoid such a catastrophe. Whew!
Speaking of which, Bunnings invited me in from the gate this Saturday to supplement the staff in builder’s hardware. They made this invitation on Thursday which was two to three days in advance of the event (depending on your perspective) a crystal ball achievement that is being heralded as a first ever with fireworks and Freddo Frogs. It was good to spend the day entertaining the customers rather than sneering as one must at the gate where a tough and hardened PI look is important. Here I could once more enjoy the children, a specialty of Saturday, who like riding our trolleys. One Indonesian mother came by with her seven fold brood, I knew she was the mother because she was pushing the trolley and they were all riding. The gay and lesbian Madi Gras is coming up as evidenced from many strange and poorly articulated requests such as the lad who wanted the fourty hard hats and the cheapest spray equipment to paint them pink. Any other time of year I might have mistaken him for a like minded tradie who realized that the best protection from theft was a defacing coat of paint and among homophobic builders you could not go past pink. I hasten to offer this theft deterrent to any who have expensive electronics, computers, laptops, cameras etc. ,sign them boldly with a spray can, fluorescent is best. This doesn’t work quite so well with art works or collectibles and if you pursue this course I advise that you read all information on the spray can and observe all relevant disclaimers.
It’s interesting to be able to note the end result on business of the political discovery of global warming. Bunnings have container loads of inefficient air conditioners and high pressure water cleaners at discount and hoses for free.
It was even more interesting to note the Russian girl with the hot pants and high heels straight out of central European castings circa 1980 (see Abba) who hovered at the BBQ and other sites with an empty trolley and for far too long, obviously shopping for a husband, isle fifty nine madam, last bay on the left.
You may take note next time your in Bunnings that some members of staff have little badges in the shape of garden trowels and screw drivers etc. pinned to their aprons. These are awards (rewards) they receive for having had members of the public repeatedly write letters of commendation regarding their level of service. As my German mathematician friend who recently added a Dip. Ed. to his twelve other degrees suggested we wear the symbol of the hammer on our shirts and though the sickle has yet to be added the system is well in place at wharehouse floor level. I could not help but note that he who is in his fourth year of service has no badges; perhaps the accent? Out at the gate what chance do I have? Louie the regular gateman won this months SWAT (stop wastage and theft) prize, god knows steak knives? What chance do I who couldn’t give a f..k have in this environment. As I see it my only chance is to catch the CEO in flangrate with the youngest recent recruit at the casino with the day’s takings. Fat chance of that though as apart from not having money to gamble I’m always too f…’d to go out after work. Try to tell me they haven’t got the system fixed against me.
Now re reading one of my greatest fears recurs and I therefore warn you that if ever I begin to blog too many Mmmm..mmm’s or Mmmmmmmmmmmms or OMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmms and possibly start filling pages with them the way the brother of the famous American cartoonist R.Crumb,s did, be kind to me and if you feel you must put me in a home, please one with a generous liquor allowance and a laptop or at least one where they’ll tolerate “Willy the Pimp”. Ha there’s a challenge.
There’s little more I can add to reflections on Bowden St. Hugh’s age advantage shows here and probably only those older still, John, could add much to the picture. I’m looking forward to the next chapter where we move to Aintree c/o Goolmangar, just at the back of Gigi where they grow the aspirins according to Alf Jux proprietor of the general store who had a similar sense of humor to Mr. Hall the butcher at Mid Ryde, Betwix Ryde, what the hell , Ryde.
Its worth noting here that aside from the afore mentioned Alf Jux and Mr. Mazda (mm I may be corrected), everyone will be a Boyle or a McNamara or MacNey? or some other boring Irish name, goodbye Miss. Crust Mr. Chin, Mrs. Hood, was there a Mr. hood or did he die in the war, no need for any embarrassing divorces in those days.
Hugh, or anyone, if your up to it, soon obviously, a mini family day at Shellharbour, looks good in the pictures, sounds OK and I’m ROK.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Summer in Shellharbour




Hello everyone,

We have been here at the Shellharbour Tourist Park for a few weeks now amd will leave here on March 5th to head off to see Kelly. We only stayed here because it was midway convenient to visit our mothers in their hospitalisation, but it has been a very pleasant place to spend some time. I have include some photos of the area and recommend it to you all.
Sue's Mum, Shirl, is improving having come out of her 10 day coma last week, although she has along way to go. She has recovered from her infections, kidney failue and extremely low blood pressure to now working on getting her lungs working without assistance. She has been moved from ICU to the general ward but time will tell. Mum OK is still much unchanged and is soon to move to a high care nursing home bed. Mum's heart,lungs and organs are soldgering on while her bodily strength fails around her.

Sue and I are flying to London on March 6th, spending time in London, south western France and the Greek Ils and returning on April 20th. Dot,Strobe & Gabby are kindly adopting Olly while we are away and I know he will have a wonderfull time there. Hope to be able to post some blogs while we are away for your entertainment. Thanks to everyone who has generously suported Kelly in her "fame" fund raising.

Bye for now, see some of you at the may famoly day. Chris, Sue & Olly

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Happy Chinese New Year



Hi everyone

Katy and I joined in the Chinese New Year festivities on the weekend by eating a Sunday Roast at an English Pub! Not quite traditional but China Town was too packed to even attempt some Yum Cha!

We did however, check out the Dragon Dances at Trafalga Square and enjoyed some fire crackers in the heart of London's China Town, Leicester Square. Enjoy the photos.

Lots of love xx Kel

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Cat's Big News

Sorry guys- We're taking a slight detour from Memory Lane for this special announcement.

I have a new job. Yes, that's right. I have my first big, person, out of uni job. I thought I would be going in England in April, but a friend of mine who works at the Arts Council saw a position come up there, which she thought was perfect for me and directed me to where the ad was advertised. On that website I found that job, and another which I also thought was perfect for me. Long and short of it is, I applied for both jobs, I was offered both jobs, and I have decided to take a position at Ausfilm.

Ausfilm promotes Australian films overseas and promotes Australia overseas as a place to film, and takes care of production companies filming here. I will be the Co-ordiantor of Administration, basically I will be doing what I do now, except with film(not transport) and a few more perks. But Kelly, please don't fear. There is a chance I will be in Europe at a film festival some time soon.

So, that said, we will return to your philosphy and history lessons :)

My Rainy Day, Robert O'Keefe, Grade 6

Rereading some of my recent blogs, yes I reread them just to assure myself that they are read, I note that my predictions about never seeing another rainy day were closely followed by just that, a rainy day maybe two depending where you saw it from. I’m looking forward to your photos and companion essays which I’m sure that you, having had the benefit of my predictive warnings, will have taken note of and carefully documented. I’m trying to persuade Stephen, you remember my luddite youngest brother, to share his experiences of the waves, nae Tsunami of rain phenomena that he has been experiencing. Fat chance of that though and I understand, If we wish to experience tsunamis of rain then as he says “get your own big tin and sit here in it as I do”
As for my own experiences of “The Last Wet” I had only to go twenty odd meters to Liberty Street which obviously follows some ancient water course down from the ridge now defined as Stanmore Road. Harrow Road on my side and London Street on the other rise quite steeply on the banks of this natural gully and at the intersection is a busy rounderbout which at the height of a rain storm becomes a man made whirlpool to rival even Scilla itself. A vast torrent of rain water from rooftop and pavement catchments collects here both above ground and below where from overloaded underground pipes it spurts in fountains dislodging the caps to Telstra cable sumps. Cars and trucks raise huge arching wakes like speed boats and the only safe apparel for pedestrians is a wet suit for if not it soon will be. Sorry I still don’t have the required technology to record in color so you shall have to make do with this black and white word picture.
Later Robert

Did you spot the deliberate mistake?

Who's paying attention? I know the Bowden St Bulletin only has pertinent reference for John, Robert and myself, but in the interest of historical accuracy, I must make a correction.

Mr Chin's radial mower moved, in fact, from the outer edge of the garden to the centre, not the other way around. Think about it. Oh, God, I'm so anal.

Hugh

Monday, February 19, 2007

Some more good advice

Back fresh from another week on the gate, I’m in a good position to bring you, with your time consuming jobs and families, up to date with the world this week as witnessed through the periscope of The Sydney Morning Herald. Along with the periscope this week I could have made good use of a gas mask. The refinery next door with the rather pretty if common flower name Daffodil was in its “lets make stock by boiling down raw meat” phase. Just imagine the smell of mince meat left in the hot noon day sun multiplied a thousand times. I delight in asking our many curious customers who have ignored my “do you really want to know’ disclaimer “do you eat ice-cream, ..biscuits,…. Bread?” Ha it’s wonderful to watch people start to think.
Back to the news front and I’d have to say that any of you young folk not paying attention to goings on in China are just going to miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime.
In this land of opportunity where twenty six year old women who six years ago started in business with a foot massage stall are now multi billionaires, well yes perhaps facing life imprisonment for being too fast and too female is somewhat of a drawback, but what an example it sets. If that’s not enough how’s this for innovation, Chinese Forestry Bureau officials have had an entire quarry painted green to adjust the feng shui of the new office. Green paint, how simple, I tell you keep your eye on these Chinese. Perhaps Peter Garret could solve his problems about giving the nod to US bases by getting their agreement to paint them green. Political face saved and good feng shui as a bonus. Peter if you’re listening I’ve got lots of good ideas.
Another area it would not do any harm too look at is the eastern block . Here they believe that it’s never too soon to toughen up and develop a streak of masochism that will help you cope with a much greater degree of torture from future fascist regimes. Check out the mother precipitously supported by the father in towel and thongs dangling the baby for an icy baptism in a hole on the frozen lake in Saturdays Good Weekend. Just imagine what I could have achieved if only my neglectful mum and dad had provided such succor. If you are one of those namby pamby parents who don’t subscribe to these benign training rituals you should take a look at the proud Korean soldiers in Fridays World bathing in snow. Not interested, not even in those snow tensed six packs and nipples, take another look.
Nothing much more I’m afraid. Whatssisname beat Morris in the debate but not by enough for anyone to remember. Neither Johhnie nor his bovver boys, not even the mad monk have been able to penetrate the new opposition leaders bubble. Johhnie slagged Obama cracking about fourteen political correctness protocol nuts at once, laudable in my opinion but who cares what I think. Serena didn’t play any tennis this week and if Australia played cricket they had to content themselves with the sports pages. Truly the best story was of Eva Wisnierska who with the aide of a parachute and a couple of storm fronts floated to almost ten kilometers, up, set who knows how many Guinness book world records and survived apparently unscathed. She was able to report that unlike Icarus her wings did not melt but in fact froze possibly sending her into a state of suspended animation leaving her fourty minutes younger than she aught to be. She can correct this aberration as I do by napping during the day, more than an hour which results in the, as I call it, new day experience, which adds another day in age. By my latest estimation I am now nine hundred and ninety five years old however I’ve never received a prize for mathematics and if you believe this you are sillier than I am. Are you listening Peter?
Rereading this tommyrot I see I need to sleep and avoid embarrassment by re reading editing and publishing tomorrow. There aren’t many things that would convince me of the existence of a god but the cleverness of alcohol in its ability to make time fly effortlessly intervalled only by hunger and tiredness with no noticeable interference from other normal desires such as sex, warmth, acquisition etc. It can in fact make these desires seem positively foolish.
Well glad it is I am for that fine remnant of self consciousness last night, just a pity though that I couldn’t have applied the same restraint to that late night email to you Kel.
Lotsa love
Robert

Emboldened, if not EmBowdened

Well, thanks to (and for) your encouagement Robert, I shall wrap up some more Bowden St Memories.

Mrs Winterbottom, yes. It's just the name that grabs me. What's more, across the street in no special order were Mr Chin, Mr and Mrs Woodhouse, Mrs Rottenberry (I'm not making this up, you know) and as Robert mentions, Mrs Hood and son Graeme. Don't they all sound like characters from a Roald Dahl kids story?

Mr Chin, opposite Nona and Grandfather, had a circular lawn. He also had a self powered mower with roller, the sort that you saw on bowling greens. He had it tied to a long rope which he wound round a stake dead in the middle of the lawn and, believe it or not, he'd start up the mower and it would gradually travel in a spiral from the centre to the edge of the lawn while he sat in the shade and read.

The Woodhouse's son was Kevin, a few years older than me. His favourite thing was to get out his collection of National Geographics and show me pictures of bare-breasted dusky maidens. He even had a magnifying glass. I was particularly uninterested, but thought it polite to feign interest. It was something for confession, too.

In the afternoons, esp Friday, I'd have to "do the messages". Mum would write up a shopping list and I would go up across Victoria Rd to the corner shop run by Mrs Scott and her adult daughter (Helen? Dorothy?) Usually I was allowed to add a McNiven's ice cream cone to the list, at a cost of threepence halfpenny (4c to the youngies). Then to the other corner, to Mr Hall the butcher. He already had Mum's weekend leg of lamb wrapped up and also Nona's rolled roast beef tied in string, wrapped in butcher's paper with Mrs Burns written on it. And he'd always say when I asked, "Aah, Mrs Burns, the lady with the one top lip". I didn't get it for ages.

On the subject of weird names, next to the butcher's shop lived the Crusts. June Crust was a school chum of Nanette. I remember very little of Nanette, strangely - she was seven years older than me - but I do remember her taking me on my first day of school at St Charles Borremeo, Ryde - the Mercy nuns (oxymoron). I started school at four years and four months and was forever after the youngest in the class.

The doctor you spoke of Robert was Dr Wherrett. I didn't have a traumatic encounter like yours, but I do remember being rushed off to Camperdown Hospital in the middle of the night with croup. I was in hospital for a few days and have never spent a night in hospital since - touch wood. A little further up from the doctor were Ryde Police Station and Courthouse, where I'd go with Mum to pick up the monthly ration coupons for butter, sugar and such like - this was only just post WWII.

As I write, more memories of Ryde and those years come rolling in, more than I thought I knew. John has subsequently told me that we drove up from Melbourne in 1944, not'45, when I was barely two years old. Auntie Bonnie had a flat in the Stanley St flats, that's how we ended up there. Maybe we'll train him to add his own blogs, and maybe I'll reread Dad's memoirs before reporting again. But there's certainly more to tell.

Hugh

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Bye Bye Bermondsey


We were very sad to farewell our beloved flatties in Bermondsey but I know I'll keep in touch, after all, I'm just across the river! We had a farewell party at the flat with the gang and Brad (our old Aussie flatmate) came too. It was really lovely but I drank way too much wine and had to move most of my belongings to Wapping the next day with a massive hangover! Here's a family photo of my old flatties... Back: Darren, Brad, Leo and Thomas, Front: Amanda, Katy, Me and Nic.
Love xx Kel


Thursday, February 15, 2007

EmBowdend,no OverBowdend Oh what the hell

Bravo! Hugh Encore, I shall here add what little I can to your musings on this period.
I obviously have no memories of Stanley St though I was aware that Mum and Dad had lived there so was interested when in the early seventies I visited an flat there that Harley’s (that’s Harley Gale; dilettante, to you not in the know) father had given him as a morsel of his potential inheritance. I think I did my first kitchen renovation there, so bad that it became a repressed memory which only now returns. Anyway your description of our habitation there raises in my mind a question of space, from memory the majority of flats were one bedroom or bachelor with two bedroom vary scarce. I do hope as a new born I didn’t disturb too many peoples sleeping patterns in this crowed house.
I have limited memories of 73 Bowden St, mostly hazy ones of waiting for Nanette and you to return from school, though I have a much clearer one of trying to climb a broom leant against the outhouse wall and in the subsequent fall putting a tooth through my lip for which I received my first stitches by a quite local doctor on the other side of Victoria Road. I have a much clearer memory during the Ryde time of being taken to the same, Hippocratic Oath signed in blood doctor, to solve the so called problem of my bed wetting. After mum in my presence outlined the problem he dismissed mum and in strict confidence, man to man, what we say will not pass beyond these walls stance, provocatively suggested that I felt deprived of attention. I was not about to argue with this figure of authority and agreed that “yes sir” that was the problem and I ask you, if when asked the same question, who to this day would not agree that they are deprived of attention? Now I was dismissed to play with the blocks in the waiting room while mum was invited in to get the prescription. You can imagine my dismay as whilst crossing back across Victoria Rd, having enjoyed my personal time with the blocks, my mum asked “so you wet the bed because you don’t get enough attention eh?” Is it any wonder that from that day I never again trusted doctors, and indeed began to loose confidence in many other figures of authority?
I have no recollection of the Jimmy Gordon prank though do have a foggy memory of his not being our friend so thanks for the insight. I recall Uncle Frank and Aunty Mary and am beholding to Uncle Frank for all the magnets. The motorcycle folk have also found a part of my memory though none of the others you mention, I’m dying to hear more of Mrs. Winterbottom Oh c’mon Hugh.
Nona and Grandpas place was gorgeous and it was here that I got my first inkling that there were potential joys in adulthood such as sweet tea scones and a log, no probably coal fire. Also here came a strange fellow who brought with him cattle dogs and chaff bags instead of luggage and seemed to live in the foundations rather than inside. He was Uncle Willy and I was encouraged to keep my distance least he or his dogs might bite. Needless to say timid soul that I was, I did and have never ceased to regret the fact that I did not get to know this possibly kindred spirit.
I was always awed by Grandpa’s might and dimly recollect thrilling to his too seldom hugs, Nona hugged often and it was always appreciated as were fondly remembered outings with her to the city where we were all very dressed up and dined out at Coles Cafeteria and caught a newsreel.
The only Bowden St folk that I remember that you haven’t yet mentioned are Graeme Hood (I think) who lived on the other side of the street close to 73 who I went to school with me (I think) Our only mischief that I can remember was going to the corner phone booth and calling Information to ask esoteric questions like what was the capital of Belgium or what was on at the flicks at Eastwood. Pretty lame Ehh Quite surprisingly these operators (not recorded messages) were quite prepared to humor us with genuine and mostly accurate answers, quite obviously they were not as stressed as those people from Mumbai who perform similar functions today
Further along Bowden St on our odd side past the gully there was another possibly ex school mate who was a nerd, had a crystal set, we went tadpole collecting and I at least caused a minor fureoe for being so late home from school. He probably went on to be some famous noble scientist or well compensated public servant if only I could remember his name.
Keep it coming Hugh, my memories can only start getting better.

A Ticket to Ryde

As the resident family philosopher is now soundly entrenched, I thought I might take on the role of family historian. I know that John has a solid claim in this area, but my approach will be an account of my personal experiences, as they relate to the family history. Life with the O'Keefes through my eyes. Bear with me.

In 1945, after the war ended, Dad, who had been working in Melbourne pulling apart enemy vehicles as part of the war effort (so I believe), packed the family - Mum, Dad, Nanette and myself ( I think John was already in the novitiate at Springwood, but he can correct me on that) - into Lydia, the 1926 Dodge four cylinder canvas top that he had bought for 15 pounds (petrol was scarce) (number plate PW984) and we set off for Sydney. I was almost three and Robert was embryonic.

Of course, I don't remember any of this. I'm smart, but not that smart. What I do remember - my first memory - is the smell of rotting cabbage and the smart style of navy nylon stockings. I shall explain.

In Sydney, Dad found a flat in the St James Building (now called Stanley Units at the corner of Yurong and Stanley Sts, East Sydney) and we moved in - the then family (Robert arrived in Oct 1945) plus Nona and Grandfather, Mum's parents. (Had they come down from Murwillumbah? - I don't know.) Our flat was at the back of the building, so it was closer to use the goods (i.e., garbage) lift, with its clanky iron-mesh door. That's where three year old me often found myself with Nona, she impeccably dressed with her long blue rinsed hair twisted up into a plait on the top of her head - like a blueberry Danish - and the aforementioned straight-seamed nylons, and me inhaling both the scent of her perfume and the stench of rotting garbage.

But it wasn't long before we moved out to a semi-detatched cottage in Ryde. Bowden St was (and, let's face it, still is) half way between Top Ryde and West Ryde station, and ran off Victoria Rd (are you still with me?). No 73 was at the top of the street, only a vacant block separating it from Victoria Rd.

Now, let me run you down the hill and tell you about the families and houses on our side of the street. Next door (No 71) was Mrs Winterbottom (more about these names later), then at 69 were Auntie Mary (Dad's sister) and Uncle Frank. Come to think of it, that's probably how Dad found the place. At 67 were a Scottish family, the Gordon's, with their son Jimmy, somewhere about the age of me and Robert.

Time for a major confession. One day, Robert and I thought it would be fun (OK, Robert, it was all my idea) to play a prank on Jimmy. I peed into a DA bottle (you youngies call them long necks) and we told him it was beer. He fell for it, we went screaming off down the hill and he never spoke to us again. Oh, come on, officer, I was only eight years old!

To continue, at 65 were the witch and her husband. The Millses were great gardeners and had even taken over their bit of nature strip and planted shrubs in a circular bed with flagstone edging. Woe betide any child (or adult) who set foot on that sacred patch while Mrs M was at watch behind the curtains. The big challenge was to run down from the top of the hill and leap over the flower bed and scamper so you didn't get caught. Another reason I had for hating her was that she christened me Boofhead (see Oz comic character of that time). By the way, I'm reminded of the great billycart ride in Clive James' Unreliable Memoirs - have you read it?

In an effort to prove to you that I am not perfect, I confess that I have no idea who lived at 63, so let's move on. No 61 housed the Hollands, a husband and wife team who drove their motorbikes around the Wheel of Death at the Royal Easter Show and other venues, no doubt. You'd occassionally hear the roar of motorbike engines late at night, especially as Easter approached.

Now permit me to jump ahead. No 57 was a vacant block, which Dad purchased around 1949/50 and designed a house which we subsequently moved into on its completion. Brand new and fibro. Probably riddled with asbestos, but nevertheless, the newest house on the street. After we moved in we met our neighbours at 59, Mr Thompson and Bill. To my childish mind they were ancient, but in hindsight perhaps 50ish and 30ish respectively. Mr Thompson was English (maybe Bill was) and every month he'd pass over the back fence the copies of Beano and other kids' comics that his family sent out from England. Nowadays I wonder if they were a gay couple. Of course, I knew nothing of gays - let alone sex - in those days and it certainly wasn't a topic of conversation at the O'Keefe dinner table (nothing much was). But these days I have many gay friends in a relationship with a similar age discrepancy (pace Mum and Dad) - I feel it may have something to do with father-son bonding and there's definitely a PhD in it. Anyway, they were very friendly (not too friendly, if you get my drift) and I loved the comics.

At 55 lived the Baarts. They were Dutch, so we didn't have much in common with them. Then at 53 came Nona and Grandfather. They rented a lovely old weatherboard house with a large back yard. Grandfather mowed the grass with a real scythe (think Grim Reaper, you youngies) and you'd think he'd done it with nail clippers.

Next to them was vacant land and a gully, where we kids used to play our games (no Nintendo in those days, just Cops and Robbers) and that brings me to the end of our side of Bowden St.
But there's lots more and some fun stories to share, so if you scream and shout, I'll tell you more next time.

Funny, I can't remember why I've walked into the bathroom, but I'm crystal clear on son much of this. Oh, dear.

Hugh

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Nothing to say this week

I’m too happy to blog this week. It must be true that truly great artists, like me, need angst to truly perform. Alice and Jack are back from the terror and barbarism of South East Asia, broke but not broken. I’m making myself known at the Dept. of Housing and my little three cylinder scooter is legal for one more year. Has anyone else had such a good week?
Yes the babies are back, Alice a little plumper, in the right places I hear, Jack with a hansom if youthful beard, now removed. You may get lucky and see photographs. Alice is back at work but she treated me to most of her leisure time from Saturday evening to yesterday (Monday) evening, a great privilege. Lots of great stories, most of luxury, in foreign climes which add up to the great holiday experience that makes the return to work just that much more depressing and angst ridden, so look out for some good blogs from Alice.
I was invited in my shorts and thongs as public housing applicant to inspect a couple of Waterloo bachelor pads last week, Hmmm lovely, the sort of places you’d only leave on a gurney. The very pretty girl wanted my thoughts so I told her I didn’t think it a good idea to build a whole suburb out of housing commission any more than I thought it a good idea to build them from evangelical Christian McMansions. She seemed to appreciate that I gave her something to write in her report. Yesterday I was invited in my suit as job applicant to an interview with the same institution as some sort of inspector of works. I’m not sure what the job was as I had applied for it back in June last year and whilst I had a record of my application I was still an immature job seeker and had not yet perfected my recording and archiving skills, a fact that unfortunately my interviewees quickly cotton’d to. None the less it was a privilege to be invited to strut my stuff and Alice was extraordinarily helpful tutoring me in the arcane art of the job interview, a skill never taught in mine and poor John Howard’s school days. Perhaps this will be the organisation on which I shall “stand for” or “sit on” (whatever) the board, as was always my ambition. I’m encouraged as one of their questions was “if I discovered tradesmen standing on a plank (that’s like a board don’t you think?) supported at each end by milk crates what would I do” to which I answered of course that I would ask them to sit. Ah ha! I got that right didn’t I?
Last and of course least, why else leave it till last, my car is now registered even if its not roadworthy. Of course I accepted AAMI’s ludicrous half price green slip policy to protect you my fellow road users in the event of a bruising from my baby car but as for third party property or comprehensive insurance, forget it. If my bug finds itself under your BMW and I still have the use of my legs I’ll be making haste to the nearest phone box, no that will be time consuming, I’ll reach for my mobile and one of you will be about to become my alibi, the furthest away will be favored, listen up Kelly.
Meanwhile I note that Ernst and Young (by the way I’ve always wanted to ask are they any relation to Vanda and Young, “I’ve got Friday on my mind” they rock, Ernst and Vanda could easily be brothers and Young, well, young) have taught Kelly, and are indeed endorsing her, the art of begging. Oh yes I know they call it fund raising for charity but Kell I want you to concentrate on the path that leads to board sitting not the one that leads to the tunnel under Stanmore Station where you bring your own board if you wish to sit.
So anyway, I have as I said no blog this week so you’ll just have to make do as best you can
I’m ok
Robert

Please vote for me in charity karaoke contest!

Hi everyone

As you've probably heard by now, I have entered a charity talent contest that Ernst & Young is running to help raise money for Comic Relief, a charity that helps poverty-stricken communities all over the world, especially in Africa.

My goal is to raise £500 and if I raise more than this I will perform at a Live Final in front of hundreds at the Unicorn Theatre in London! So I need your votes! Plus, if I make it to the Live Final, I'll get to perform in front of my folks when they're here! How cool would that be???

Click on the link below to made a donation. All money raised goes to the charity. All I get is the fame and fortune of being on stage - my dream!

http://www.myrednoseday.com/personalPage.aspx?registrationID=209826

Lots and lots of love xx Kel

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Blogger Upgrade

Hi all

I went into blogger dashboard today and upgraded to the new blogger, which it tells me has better features, i have to explore yet. This change means that an emil address has to be used to acccess blogger to create or edit blogs. So you will need to use my email address of christopher.okeefe6@bigpond.com in the user name section to log in. The password is still the same as previous.

Remember this only affects you when you want to create a new post, enter comments of edit saved blogs. To read the blog, the address is still the same as you have just used.

Sue, Olly and I are at Shellharour Caravan Park now until we go overseas. It is mid way between our hospitalised mothers in Randwick (2 hours) and Nowra (40 min) so we can head north or south as required. We could arrange a family day here, if you feel like an outing in the country to see how we live on the road. It is a nice park right on the beach, with a big ocean pool and a good BBQ area. You can make a weekend of it and sleep in the annex or rent a cabin if you want. Any interest ?

love Chris, Sue & Olly

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Nic's birthday... Crazy Kiwis




Hi everyone

Promised there'd be some photos in my latest e-mail so here you go.

This week we celebrated Nic's 25th birthday with dinner (tapas - yum!) and a show. I got Nic tickets to Avenue Q, a west end show featuring muppets! It was so funny and very cheeky - there's a song called 'Everyone's a little bit racist' and even a muppet sex scene - so hilarious! We had really good seats too - front row on the upstairs section. Samara and Frogs came too and it was a great night.

Saturday was the annual Circle Line Pub Crawl to celebrate New Zealand's national holiday, Waitangi Day. Basically, about 8,000 kiwis (and friends) go from pub to pub on one underground train line, starting at 10am and ending up at Westminster by 4pm. When Big Ben strikes 4, everyone does the Haka! It was very unorganised and unfortunately you couldn't see much cause there were so many people! They even close the main street at Westminster and there were so many drunks wandering around!

There's suppossed to be heavy snow tomorrow! When will winter piss off?

Love xx Kel

Sunday, February 04, 2007

and Venus was her sisters? name

Oh Joy oh joy there is a guiding hand after all. I just saw on SBS news that the USA is directly down wind of china and that it takes approximately seven days for pollution to travel from china’s one a week opening coal fired power plants to sunny California. YEE HAA. You want more good news, how’s about that bodacious Serena Williams in her yellow bikini smearing the svelte Russian Maria Sharapova all over the court like vegemite in the Australian Open. No I haven’t started watching tennis but I do continue to read The Herald and believe me Venus’s very attractive front page and page three shots got granny’s stodgy letter writers well fired up.
Back to the weather then. Who can remember the last rainy day? Who can remember what a rainy day was? Oh yes there’s been rainy nights, and there’s been storms but rainy days, you know like the ones that keep the builders from working, the ones that keep cricketers from playing, no you cant can you? It’s almost as if under John Howard shift, weathers restricted from having any influence on the two things he holds dear, productivity and cricket.
There won’t be another rainy day you know. Bet you wish you’d known and properly availed yourself of the opportunity to farewell the last one. It would have been a sad occasion something like a funeral but that would have been better than not being able to remember it at all wouldn’t it? Maybe its not too late to create a memorial day when we could all relate our memories, a “my favorite rainy day” day, the best stories could be cast in brass and attached to some wet looking memorial or buried in a time capsule for the wonderment of future generations.
Enough of this sentimentality, life as we know it (or something like we use to know it) goes on and we must make the best of it. Think of our forefathers arriving in this terra naulis and not a hedge or rose bush to be seen, did they despair? No they raped, slaughtered and sowed and lo, the privet did thrive in the blood soaked soil. Just as they did we must adapt and prosper in these new conditions and it is in this vein that I offer these suggestions to those brave enough to take the challenge.
The most obvious area where a buck is still to be turned is in the sporting field (if history allows the retention of this quaint term) and cricket being the sport that thrives in dry weather, unless like a winging pom you pray only for rain, will obviously be a winner. Those green ovals though will be but the distant memories of Ritchie, Clive and the rest of the Channel 9 commentary team. Now the game will be played on sand saturated with sump oil not unlike those outback putting not greens and there will be a revolution in; footwear, I see snow shoes as a model for outfielders, and detergent, to wash the oil stains out of those whites. Footballers who used to thrive in the mud will now need Kevlar body suits, knee and elbow pads to perform those heroic touch down dives and retain any skin on their new gravel playing fields. We’ll see far more of those wire tough northern reservation boys who are use to dodging boulders and burnt out motor vehicles on the pitch.
Oh yes I hear you, ”what about Astroturf?” well the A league may be able to afford such luxury but its pretty expensive stuff you know and Americas invasion has halted production by most of the Chinese manufacturers who’s pollution used to waft their way, why do you think those outback golf courses aren’t clad in it?
Gardeners are going to find it pretty tough when there’s not even enough water to grow weeds but people are still going to want something pretty to look at and scenic artists will be making proverbial and picturesque hay. The first perfumer to crack Eau de rain will make a fortune and the scenic artist gardener who combines the two will be the next Martha Stewart.
Those in the insurance industry who are first to recognize this trend will turn a quick dollar. I think AAMI are on to it. NRMA wanted $590 for a green slip for my little buggy, AAMI sold me the same deal for $311. NRMA wouldn’t know the day of the week. I sent them a very sarcastic email describing my car as little more than a motorized Razer scooter and my address as the right side of the Stanmore tracks, noting my Newington College neighbor and they took me seriously, sent a serious reply. I warn any of you with shares in this seriously out of touch company, SELL
I could go on but I know no one reads this stuff. Suffice to say there are many new opportunities on offer and if you are reading, give it thought and present your suggestions. Also if you’d like to write fifty words or more to the “My favorite rainy day” hotline, you’ll be in line to see your words cast in brass or even buried.
Toodle pip,
Robert