PLEEEZE!

OH DEAR, HAS IT REALLY COME TO THIS? Two generations of the revered O'Keefe Dynasty reduced to lavatory stories in order to claim their fifteen minutes of fame. Way too much information if you ask me.

Meanwhile, I've just told my life story, complete with intimate financial and marital (!) details, to Centrelink, in the vain hope that they might deem me worthy of what we used to call the Old Age Pension. I've done this on line - I think - after my third attempt. So if a bundle of forms demanding that I identify myself to their 100% satisfaction arrives in the mail soon, I'll be very proud of my IT abilities and move on to my next step.

Chris, if you confirm your current email address to me, I'll put you in touch with my wonderful friend Kathy Donnelley who lives in Port Headland. She was a fellow teacher at ELICOS and for a brief moment thought she was the mother of Tony Abbot's baby. What a narrow escape!

Hugh