Saving Private Rockstump

There’s good news and there’s bad news. The good news is that my own blog, Blogstump, is being read. The bad news is that it’s being read by a machine and a very critical machine it is. It recons Blogstump is irrelevant, repetitive and that it contains nonsensical text. Now I’m not so thin skinned that I can’t take a bit of criticism and perhaps some of my text is nonsensical but repetitive and irrelevant, wow that hurts. As I read on it becomes obvious that this machine has a highly inflated opinion of its own worth and has decided that my blog is spam blog, a sort of canned blog you might expect to find in army rations, and has decided to delete it in twenty days. Yes it’s threatening the old ray gun treatment unless in the meantime I request a review. Requesting a review consists of filing the simple review form attached to this vaporisation warning. This form conveniently filled out with my identification particulars only requires that I prove that unlike it I am not a machine. This can be achieved by interpreting the drunken lettering image and repeating it in machine talk in the box provided. Unfortunately this smarty pants opinionated critic machine in its lust for a kill has forgotten to include a drunken lettering image. I’ve tried ‘no image’ and many variations of ‘f--- you’ to no avail while the clock ticks inexorably forward to d-day. Gotta go now and continue with all the five and six letter/letter number combinations afforded by our twenty eight letter ten digit system. Thank Nigel I’m not Chineese.