On behalf of Alice

Alice and Rene her designer
Alice is staying with me tonight whilst Jacks getting stuck into painting Palm Beach, red I suppose. She says I can blog for her as she is busy proof reading for extra dollars. She has been promoted to assistant editor of Weight Watchers magazine in case this information has not appeared in print, and she has discovered that she has an affinity for bossing staff. Yes she has staff.
She has received a high distinction for this semester’s course but only because she is having an affair with her recently married female tutor. No that’s not quite true and surely says much more about me than it does about her but its fun isn’t it to make salacious comments whilst we don’t have any stitched up grandmas looking over our shoulders or wide eyed innocents as consumers of our blog. It won’t always be so or at least I hope it won’t.
Anyhow, suffice to say that Alice is a very busy girl what with editorships, high distinctions and wedding dresses, not to mention planning her mums fiftieth, she finds little time for the simple pleasures such as bloging and it is in this vein that I take on myself this task, arduous as you know I find it, to provide her with some respite.
Now reading my words on her behalf to my harried proof reader and having in that vein made a number of edits she wishes me to add that she is no longer able to source our blog from her work place and her home dial up server has been down since before the weekend, a period when they are un-contactable - an un-contactable internet provider should be an oxymoron shouldn’t it, whatever - so it’s difficult for her to keep up with our exciting lives.
Robert