A Hansome Distraction

First off, Kelly, were concerned about things going on around you and we have a few warnings concerning your future choice of accommodation.
First, avoid taking up residence anywhere that bears the same name as those on a Monopoly board-no not even Old Kent Road. There’s a gang of terrorists out there, “The Monopoly Mob” deliberately targeting this game and we advise that you remain alert and avoid Monopoly. Karaoke and trivia are still regarded as safe, however you should refuse to answer any trivia question related to Monopoly as a safeguard.
Second, avoid accommodation in low lying areas. You may find Thames beach side property going at what seem like once in a lifetime, impossible to refuse prices but we recommend caution. Third or more floor walk ups may be safe if they come with deep freeze and emergency power generation.
It’s not our attention to alarm so just stay alert (no mobile, mobile phone calls) and have a good time.
Now here to distract and entertain you is a photo essay of a very handsome bloke.
Enjoy

What’s to say, I know I have your interest.
She was obviously interested
She felt he was interested
But with the help of his beloved Nona’s hand to keep his head up straight (These were surely my first long trousers though they look suspiciously like they may be someone else’s.)
He adopted the straight and narrow path
And returned to the bosom of family
He moved to the country and had more brothers and sisters, It was more relaxed there as is evidenced by the socks
He drove tractors without girls in his lap
He grew older and more sophisticated
He flirted with the stage
He almost turned into Elvis but his dad and barber refused him sideburns
He returned to the city to become one of the three amigos
And to avoid his millions of fans had to move about disguised as a bearded cab driver