Wedding Breaths

Dear Kell and Martin,
Sorry I was late for the wedding but just as the dog ate my homework thieves stole an hour from me last night to give to sport. "Truly Miss, arr Mrs. it was the only way they could fit a repeat AFL grand final in with the already scheduled NRL grand final and still have time for the opening of the Indian commonwealth games without having to postpone the cricket". On top of that the sand man appears to have given you an extra hour as a wedding present. Why they have to be so sneaky about it I don't know and I don't blame you as I'm sure you don't either. Wedding presents, well any presents, are a wonderful thing but all this sport. Do we really need it? Someone should give sport a parallel universe where they could play around to their hearts content and keep out of the way of folk with important weddings and stuff.
Meanwhile I have seen some of the unofficial photos on Face book including the English traditional 'goosing of the bride', lovely. I am most grateful to chris for his photos of the Royal Albert, but am a bit concerned about the fortunes of The Market Porter who are probably still suffering a decline in sales since that misanthropic Aussie, looking a lot like he'd just got a job at bunnings, frightened off most of their trade. What's the matter with him. Oh sure, I know a lot of those from down under might take exception to sharing their drink with a lot of flowers but he's a gardener for god's sake.
Now having witnessed Kelly and Marts first brilliant dance and Kell's hens night videos, the one so extraordinarily live and the other ,well; not, I'm so flabbergasted, yes flabbergasted (a word I've always sought a use for) that now I can't wait for the official results. Bring it on. Aussie Aussie Oi Oi um, er, no, forgive me, I think I just fell into a parallel universe, a few deep breaths, Ah! I'll be alright now.
Congratulations to both of you, Mart and Kell; Hip Hip Hooray - Hip Hip Hooray, and Mart. if you find yourself growing out of that suit lets bypass the Vinnie's middle man. Yes yes I know it wouldn't fit me but with a good diet and a wasting disease anything's possible.
Robert
PS. Did any of you see that first Chilean shoot out of the hole doing that brilliant Stevie Wonder impersonation, even better than Jacks?